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FW: How to satisfy a woman



HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME
Lick, paw, ogle, caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage,
empathize, serenade, compliment, support, dig, floralize, feed,
laminate,tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke,
console, bark,purr, hug, baste, marinate, coddle, excite, pacify,
tattoo, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast,
minister to, forgive, sacrifice, ply, accessorize, beseech, sublimate,
entertain, charm, lug,drag,crawl, tunnel, show equality for, spackle,
oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, ululate, trust,
dip, twirl, dive, grovel,defend, coax, clothe, straddle, melt, brag,
acquiesce, aromate,prevail, super collide, fuse, fizz, rationalize,
detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil,
reddi-whip, embrace, accept,
butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, mosh, locomote, beg, plead,
borrow, steal,climb, swim, hold her hair while she's puking in the
toilet, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect,
entertain, calm,allay, kill for, die for, do a nickel in Attica for,
dream of, promise, exceed,deliver, tease, flirt, enlist, torch, pine,
wheedle, cajole, angelicize, murmur,snuggle, snoozle, snurfle,
hezbollah, jihad, elevate, enervate,alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub,
rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her to Funkytown, scuttle
like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence,diddle, doodle,
hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop,
fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle,
squeeze,moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin'
in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, brush, tingle, dribble, drip,
dry,knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow,
dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, worship, idolize and gelatinize,
and then go back, Jack, and do it again.

HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME
Show up,  naked.