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FW: Some of these seem so appropriate.....




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From:  Carvo, John
Sent:  Monday, September 22, 1997 9:22 AM
To:  Kelly Baker; Brian Bate; Snider, Paul; Tim McNamee (work); Curt
Bathras; Chris Richmond (home)
Subject:  FW: Some of these seem so appropriate.....


	> She was so blonde......
	>
	> - she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because
it
	> said   "concentrate"
	>
	> - she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make
up her
	> mind
	>
	> - she got stabbed in a shoot-out
	>
	> - she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT
WALK"
	>
	> - she thought 2Pac Shakur was a jewish holiday
	>
	> - she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order
	>
	> - she sat on the tv and watched the couch
	>
	> - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
	>
	> - she tried to drown a fish
	>
	> - she thought a quarterback was a refund
	>
	> - she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
	>
	> - if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change
back
	>
	> - they had to burn the school down to get her out of third
grade
	>
	> - under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On
	> Phonics"
	>
	> - she tripped over a cordless phone
	>
	> - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
	>
	> - at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"..
she
	> put  "Sagittarius"
	>
	> - she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
	>
	> - it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes
	>
	> - if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless
	>
	> - she studied for a blood test - and failed
	>
	> - she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center
	>
	> - she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats
	>
	> - she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
	>
	> - she sold the car for gas money
	>
	> - when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went
home and
	>   got 16 friends
	>
	> - when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she
	> moved
	>
	> - she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill
	>
	> - when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead
	>
	> - when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport
	>  Left" she turned around and went home
	>