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WIFE 1.0
     Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and
found that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources for other
applications. He is only now noticing that Wife 1.0 also is spawning
Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention
of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the
documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be
expected due to the nature of the application. Not only that, Wife 1.0
installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialization
where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some
applications such as PokerNight 10.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.0 are no
longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected
(even though they always worked fine before). At installation, Wife 1.0
provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-Ins such as
MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release. Also, system performance
seems to diminish with each passing day.

	Some features he'd like to see in the upcoming wife 2.0.

	- A "Don't remind me again" button
	- Minimize button
	- An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 be installed with the
option to uninstall at anytime without the loss of cache and other system

	- An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would
allow the systems hardware probe feature to be much more useful.

	I myself decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with wife 1.0 by
sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here, however, I found many problems.
Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of Girlfriend 1.0. You
must uninstall Girlfriend 1.0 first. Other users say this is a long
standing bug which I should have been aware of.
	Apparently the versions of Girlfriend have conflicts over shared use of
the I/O port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now. To
make matters worse, The uninstall program for Girlfriend 1.0 doesn't work
very well leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system.

	Another thing that is very irritating -- all versions of Girlfriend
continually popup little annoying messages about the advantages of
upgrading to Wife 1.0 

	***** BUG WARNING ********

	Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1
before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before
doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install,
claiming insufficient resources.

	*** BUG WORK-AROUNDS ***************

	To avoid the above bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system
and never run any file transfer applications such as Laplink 6.0. Also,
beware of similar shareware applications that have been known to carry
viruses that may affect Wife 1.0. Another solution would be to run Mistress
1.0 via a UseNet provider under an anonymous name. Here again, beware of
the viruses which can accidently be downloaded from the UseNet.