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SVO: Read this or suffer the consequences!!!!!



     If you receive an email with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete 
it immediately WITHOUT reading it.  This is the most dangerous Email 
virus yet. It will re-write your hard drive.  Not only that, but it will 
scramble any disks that are even close to your computer.  It will 
recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream 
melts and the milk curdles.  It will demagnetize the strips on all your 
credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on 
your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to 
play.  It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It 
will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.  It will drink all your beer 
and leave it's dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company 
coming over. It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and 
interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck 
in traffic.

Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile.  It will 
give you nightmares about circus midgets.  It will replace your shampoo 
with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current 
boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to 
your Visa card.  It will seduce your grandmother.  It does not matter if 
she is dead, such is the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the 
grave to sully those things we hold most dear.
Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat 
up and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full 
bathtub. It will remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and 
pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole. It is insidious and 
subtle.

It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather 
interesting shade of mauve.
These are just a few signs.
Be afraid,
     
Be very, very afraid.

Chris


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